How To "Perfectly" Define You..

One word for you dude.. You're a JERK! Let me break it down for you..

• Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensitive guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

• A guy who perfectly fits the gender stereotype, and is insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. Though many women constantly complain about guys like that, most end up with one, because they didn't dig deeper and didn't try to see through the jerk's crap. Instead of going for a nice guy who will obviously be there for a girl, most girls choose what's right in front of them, a cold-hearted bastard who happens to look "macho", who is a big-time flirt and wears his p*n*s on his sleeve.

• A person you really love that just doesn't see how much you care for them, and yet, every so often actually treats you good, only to then act completely different from who they were when you first met them.

• Anyone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Arrogant, mean, conniving. Usually use people for no other reason than to hurt them, causing themselves joy.

I can go on and on through Urban Dictionary and pick out those that perfectly fit you.. But no, I think 4 points are enough to get the idea. I hope you're happy with the way you are. Just remember.. Karma's a bitch, and it comes around.. BIGTIME! Take care.

Heat-of-the-moment-post | 10.12.11